Robin Thicke has squeezed a human being on the bottom. “But his songs are so raunchy!” you are thinking. “Surely he can’t move for squeezing bottoms! Surely he squeezes bottoms for breakfast! What about that Blurred Lines song? What about that song he performed on stage with Miley Cyrus and a now-traumatised foam finger.”
Well, so you would think. But no. Despite frotting up again Miley Cyrus and hanging around with topless women all the time, Robin is happily married to actress Paula Patton – or at least he was, until a picture of Robin squeezing a non-wifely bottom came to light this week.
New York socialite and student Lana Scolaro Instagrammed a snap of her happily slinked around Robin’s neck – and, if you look closely in the mirror behind them, you can see Robin’s hand is very much on her own personal bottom. It is basically inside her bottom.
A Twitter user is thought to have forwarded the picture on to Mrs Robin, with the caption: “Look at the reflection girl.” Which basically means Robin Thicke is now in ‘trouble’.
He and Lara are thought to have met at a VMA afterparty at New York hotspot 10ak, which Paula was also attending – but while Paula was busy rapping with Two Chainz (this happened.), Robin was busy squeezin’ butts. Lara posed for a number of photos with the star, but only one of them was in front of a mirror with her butt being squeezed.
Clearly #buttgate hasn’t exactly rocked the Thicke-Patton marriage though – the pair were spotted holidaying on a beach in Florida this week with three-year-old son Julian Fuego.