...so she bends over the tap like a dog to lap up the water. The ubiquitous 'cool friends' look on disdainfully.
But Miley's so embarrassed by his polka dot harem pants she tries to block our view by striking a bodybuilder pose.
White high-waisted briefs and a cut-out leotard are never going to be a match for hockey sticks and football studs, Miley. Next time bring a sensible polo-neck and some joggers, yeah?
Except how can she hold anything with those fake nails that look like chewing gum tablets? How does she wash her hair? How does she go to the loo?
Whaa? People will definitely get hurt, that's where the players do all their dunking and that. This is extremely poor risk assessment from the school, clearly no-one's been reading the health and safety policy. Disgusting.
The disdainful extras are unimpressed by this move - exactly how vexed peahens look when their mates get their tail feathers out at the zoo.
It's definitely another highlight in the foam glove's brief but stellar career. We've no idea what the average lifespan is for those foamy digits but we reckon it can't be long before it's been licked and caressed so hard by Miley that it has to be thrown in a dumpster wrapped in an orange bag marked "WARNING: HEALTH HAZARD".
...and stick her in a basketball hoop. Look how high up she is! Don't look at the backdrop, which clearly shows it's all SFX! Whatcha doing up there, Miley? Got yourself a sparkly basketball? That's nice.
He's either just said something so groundbreakingly brilliant, so intellectually stimulating, so blindingly awesome that she's wondering how to propose to him right there and then… or she ate a dodgy burger at lunch and is trying hard not to spew.