Men of the world are looking at Coldplay frontman Chris Martin with a new-found sense of respect today, as wife Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed she's a bit partial to the old sexamundo.
Appearing on the Chelsea Lately show, Gwyneth giggled as she was quizzed by her friend on her bedroom antics.
"Let's talk about sex addiction. I know that you're addicted to sex," said host Chelsea Handley.
"Yes," simpered Gwyneth. "Well, basically I was a really normal person and then I started hanging out with you all the time."
Well, knock us down with a feather. She's got two awkwardly named children, a weekly online zine featuring golden nuggets of advice such as "if you have put on a garment and then immediately taken it off to wear something else two or more times, let it go" and Chris Martin's miserable face to contend with - and she still has time for rampant lovemaking? Christ.
And let's not forget that macrobiotic diet she's been on since around 1995. Her daily calorific intake must consist entirely of oysters, bananas and other vaguely genitalia-shaped foodstuffs, because how else does she get the energy for all this swinging from the tastefully appointed chandeliers?
In other Gwyneth Paltrow news, Gwyneth Paltrow's skin is looking, like, hella incredible. She appeared at the Thanks For Sharing premiere in LA last night with a glowing, lit-from-within complexion. Could it be the result of all that rumpy-pumpy with Chris? Or is she pulling a Dorian Gray with a haunted portrait in the attic? Only time will tell.