Madonna – who you might know best for ‘being Madonna’ – did an ‘ask me anything’-style Q&A session thing on nerd website Reddit last night, and, in among asking everyone to “send photo” and admitting she dreams longingly about Brad Pitt, she managed to drop a pretty strong hint that there might be a new album out next year.
Asked if the world could expect any new music from her in 2014, Madonna said: “there might be… my creative juices are flowing”. Which we’re going to go ahead and translate as: ‘Yes’.
Anyway, here are some Madonna highlights from the rest of the session:
A REDDIT NERD: Are you bringing out any more fragrances /perfumes? I have Truth or Dare but is there another called Naked as I cant seem to find it in any retailer's in the UK :( ??
ACTUAL MADONNA: dont get me started on that tired ass subject
A REDDIT NERD: Madonna, I heard you visited an amusement park in Helsinki, Finland while on MDNA tour there last year. How was it?
ACTUAL MADONNA: i got really sick to my stomach. but the rides werent long enough. i felt cheated.
A/R/N: If I twerk for you, would you twerk for me?
A/M: send photo
A/R/N: Hi Madonna! Would you consider doing a full-on rock album?
A/M: full-on no
A/R/N: Madonna is true that Rocco will release an album??
A/M: he wishes! Just need to get him thru the 8th grade right now. get him to do his math homework!
A/R/N: Hi Madonna!! Listen, I go through a rough breakup after a 3 year relationship with my bf...what should I do to ease the pain?? Which of your songs should I play repeatedly???
A/M: gang bang
A/M: the song gang bang from my last record
A/R/N: Hi, M! I hope you're doing well. What is the last dream you remember that you're willing to share?
A/M: Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.
A/R/N: if you were a gay man, would you be a top or bottom
A/M: i am a gay man
And, one pertinent question she didn’t answer:
A/R/N: What do you really think of Lady Gaga?