Apparently Toad of Toad Hall was a style inspiration back in the day
We're quite glad those bootleg jeans cover what looks to be the peeping toes of hideous shoes
Aww, here's a 14 year old butter-wouldn't-melt Miley at the Country Music Awards
When we were 10, this would've been our school disco dream
Ohhh if only we knew what was to happen in six years' time...
So young, so innocent and so erm crinkled
Own up. Who vomited an '80s bedspread over Hannah Montana?
Looking a bit uncomfortable in a sequinned mini. Little did we know how that was about to change...
Is it just us, or does this look remind anyone of Cher Lloyd during her X Factor days?
Stripy badger hair and a strapless mini = the start of something experimental...
Bronzer + white eyeshadow = make-up disaster. We'll be quiet about the clothes as they're even worse
Hannah Montana goes goth! These dark ringlets like totally wash Miley out
Soz Miley, we didn't realise you were entering Strictly
Very Dita Von Teese inspired in full-length scarlet Valentino for the Oscars
Matchy matchy with red satin accessories and a bejewelled LBD
At first glimpse, we thought this was a Miley waxwork
Our stomach actually just churned looking at this
This outfit has been eclipsed by the fact that Miley was launching a competition for her fans to roll coast to coast in a giant human-sized hamster ball.
Miles has discovered hair extensions it would seem
At least Miley's charity-shop buys were presumably for a good cause
Super sweet in black and gold sequinned Marchesa
We think Miley accidentally went to the Golden Globes instead of her prom
Pretty as a princess at the Oscars in a Zuhair Murad tiered gown
Beaut in asymmetric Monique Lhuillier
This pale pink cowl neck Moschino numbers totally ages teenage Miley
Going through a Camden market phase
Flashing those pins in teeny weeny gold hotpants
Uber glam in Jenny Packham for the Oscars
Floaty and feminine on a stroll in Santa Monica
Look who's gone all Hollywood! Be careful you don't trip though
Is this LA or Essex? At first glance we were convinced this was Lauren Goodger
One of our favourite Miley outfits ever, the star looks amazing in a structured David Koma frock and metallic heels
Retro gorgeousness at the Vanity Fair party
A mega bouff and a white tuxedo jacket. Who needs anything else right?
A choppy blonde bob and an LBD - oh hi, Jennifer Aniston!
A beautiful Pucci dress, but Miley could've done without the 24 cans of hairspray
All that Pilates has paid off - look at those abs! We're trying to ignore the white quiff again though
Very skinny and er very spiky. We wouldn't want to give Miles a cuddle in this get-up
Stepping out in an ASOS cut-out maxi
Matching your dress to your hair is never a good plan
How unfortunate to get trapped in a fishing net and have an electric shock before you're due to go on the red carpet
Miley was also great entertaining as a court jester
Why waste your teenage brother's old denims? Just cut them in half, sew them back together and throw on with an old bin bag jacket
Going hell for leather in Proenza Schouler
'90s mini buns and embellishment aplenty
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