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Simon Cowell is having a boy AND hints at marrying Lauren Silverman!

Simon Cowell is having a boy AND hints at marrying Lauren Silverman!

So Simon Cowell has revealed that he and Lauren Silverman are expecting a baby boy, meaning the New York socialite now has just five months to prepare the world for the next pint-sized music mogul.

Simon divulged the happy news during a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, in which he also blew any speculation he might be attending the birth completely out of the water.

"Are you out of your mind? There are certain things you shouldn't see and that is one of them," he told the host.

Si also confirmed his son would be growing up in the UK, reasoning: "The baby has to have an English accent."

He managed to spark rumours that he would soon make an honest woman of his baby-mama by saying he "wouldn't expect Lauren to be a single mother". Does that mean what we think it means, Simon? Will we soon hear the dulcet tones of Sinitta screaming at a surprised-looking vicar that there IS a just cause why these two should not be wed and it's because "SIMON'S MINE, ALL MINE, D'YA HEAR?"

Check out what Simon's baby boy can expect to encounter when he's born next February.

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Simon appraising Lauren's delivery
Simon appraising Lauren's delivery
Simon appraising Lauren's delivery
 
Simon appraising Lauren's delivery

"That was THE WORST pushing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot," shouts Simon as he paces round Lauren's hospital bed. "It's PANT, PANT, HUFF, everyone knows that."

Simon being the most competitive parent at nursery
Simon being the most competitive parent at nursery
Simon being the most competitive parent at nursery
 
Simon being the most competitive parent at nursery

"Come on, COME ON," he roars at his small toddler as s/he dribbles all over some building blocks. "This is THE WORST tower of blocks I've ever seen - you're supposed to be building the Shard. We've been OVER this."

Simon ensuring his child gets all the lead roles in the school play
Simon ensuring his child gets all the lead roles in the school play
Simon ensuring his child gets all the lead roles in the school play
 
Simon ensuring his child gets all the lead roles in the school play

"That was… THE WORST performance I have EVER seen of the Three Wise Men," he screams at some Year 1 kids. "You're wearing tea-towels on your head for god's sake - how am I supposed to believe you're coming to tell me about the new Messiah?"

Simon embarrassing his teenager with his 'sad dad' music collection
Simon embarrassing his teenager with his 'sad dad' music collection
Simon embarrassing his teenager with his 'sad dad' music collection
 
Simon embarrassing his teenager with his 'sad dad' music collection

"See these CDs," he implores, thrusting an armful of round shiny things into his teen's face. "See them? That's real music, that is. One Direction, yeah. Leona Lewis. Su-Bo. I don't make 'em like that anymore."

 
 

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