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Billy Ray Cyrus has recorded a hip hop version of Achy Breaky Heart SO WHO IS THE EDGY ONE NOW, MILEY?

Billy Ray Cyrus has recorded a hip hop version of Achy Breaky Heart SO WHO IS THE EDGY ONE NOW, MILEY?

Billy Ray Cyrus has recorded a hip hop version of his one song, Achy Breaky Heart. Read that again. Your eyes are not playing tricks on you in 2014. ‘Did I eat so many Quality Street I can’t see words right?’, you are thinking. You did not. ‘Did I consume so much Christmas cheese that I am hallucinating?’ No. This is happening. This is real.

Billy Ray – or The Saddest Dad In Showbusiness™ – was famous pre-Miley for having a resplendent mullet and being a chart-topping country music singer-songwriter, before turning his hand to acting and memoir-writing.

Anyway now he wants to be 2 Chainz.

Earlier this week, US chat baron Larry King tweeted: “Just spoke with @billyraycyrus on the phone – he’s recorded a hip-hop version of ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ – he’s excited about it & so am I!” What to do with this information! Try and imagine it in your head! Maybe Snoop Dogg can do a guest rap about two-thirds in? Maybe the intro could include a recording of Chris Brown audibly punching Billy Ray Cyrus in the midriff? Is it too late to add in a Biggie sample?

Welcome to 2014, people.

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Miley's subtle 21st birthday cake
Miley's subtle 21st birthday cake
Miley's subtle 21st birthday cake
 
Miley's subtle 21st birthday cake

Never mind the smoking... Miley's camel toe at the MTV EMAs made our eyes water
Never mind the smoking... Miley's camel toe at the MTV EMAs made our eyes water
Never mind the smoking... Miley's camel toe at the MTV EMAs made our eyes water
 
Never mind the smoking... Miley's camel toe at the MTV EMAs made our eyes water

Everyone’s still talking about her VMAs performance with Robin Thicke
Everyone’s still talking about her VMAs performance with Robin Thicke
Everyone’s still talking about her VMAs performance with Robin Thicke
 
Everyone’s still talking about her VMAs performance with Robin Thicke

Her love of twerking
Her love of twerking
Her love of twerking
 
Her love of twerking

Showing off her new hair for the first time.
Showing off her new hair for the first time.
Showing off her new hair for the first time.
 
Showing off her new hair for the first time.

“Never felt more me in my whole life. If you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all. My hair is attached to my head no one else's and it's going bye bye :)" she tweeted.

Showing off some underboob in V Magazine
Showing off some underboob in V Magazine
Showing off some underboob in V Magazine
 
Showing off some underboob in V Magazine

Any time she collaborates with photographer Terry Richardson
Any time she collaborates with photographer Terry Richardson
Any time she collaborates with photographer Terry Richardson
 
Any time she collaborates with photographer Terry Richardson

Snogging/humping stuffed animals
Snogging/humping stuffed animals
Snogging/humping stuffed animals
 
Snogging/humping stuffed animals

Pretty much every picture she posts on Twitter or Instagram – bar the cute pics of her dogs
Pretty much every picture she posts on Twitter or Instagram – bar the cute pics of her dogs
Pretty much every picture she posts on Twitter or Instagram – bar the cute pics of her dogs
 
Pretty much every picture she posts on Twitter or Instagram – bar the cute pics of her dogs

Making daddy Billy Ray sad when she was caught smoking legal drug salvia
Making daddy Billy Ray sad when she was caught smoking legal drug salvia
Making daddy Billy Ray sad when she was caught smoking legal drug salvia
 
Making daddy Billy Ray sad when she was caught smoking legal drug salvia

Her newfound love of nipple covers
Her newfound love of nipple covers
Her newfound love of nipple covers
 
Her newfound love of nipple covers

Singing about drugs in We Can’t Stop
Singing about drugs in We Can’t Stop
Singing about drugs in We Can’t Stop
 
Singing about drugs in We Can’t Stop

And basically every frame of the We Can’t Stop video
And basically every frame of the We Can’t Stop video
And basically every frame of the We Can’t Stop video
 
And basically every frame of the We Can’t Stop video

The entire Wrecking Ball video
The entire Wrecking Ball video
The entire Wrecking Ball video
 
The entire Wrecking Ball video

In all it's naked, sledge hammer-licking glory

Showing off her bangers on the cover of her album, Bangerz
Showing off her bangers on the cover of her album, Bangerz
Showing off her bangers on the cover of her album, Bangerz
 
Showing off her bangers on the cover of her album, Bangerz

Halloween Miley style. Those carvings are not Disney approved
Halloween Miley style. Those carvings are not Disney approved
Halloween Miley style. Those carvings are not Disney approved
 
Halloween Miley style. Those carvings are not Disney approved

Dancing with dwarves
Dancing with dwarves
Dancing with dwarves
 
Dancing with dwarves

Making us worry about being too thin by posting this snap of herself smelling fast food: “Can't eat it. So I'm just gonna smell the sh*** out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering.”

Foot tattoo, anyone?
Foot tattoo, anyone?
Foot tattoo, anyone?
 
Foot tattoo, anyone?

 
 

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