Hey, you know what we haven't had recently? Pictures of Miley Cyrus's naked flesh. What's up with that? Has she developed a sudden adversity to the chill winds of winter? Is she hiding a particularly awful tattoo gained on a drunken night out with one of her dancing dwarves? Is she as bored of her nudity as the rest of us?
The answer to all of that is a big fat NOPE: Miley's clotheless form is back and just as bare as ever, as she proved in a new picture posted on Twitter last night.
The Wrecking Ball singer posed in nowt but a towel and, weirdly, a safety pin earring in the post-shower selfie, captioning it "#Turntupshowertime", which we're guessing means she had fun splashing around in the water, maybe tried out some sweet new shower gel. She turned it up, shower time, you see.
We were pleased to note that her tongue still attached to the inside of her head, because we were half thinking about sending out a search party for it.
See some more of Miley's most eye-popping moments in the gallery below.