Emma Watson has it all: good acting. Smart brain. Facially delightful. Harry Potter. And now she’s gone and guest-edited an edition of Wonderland magazine – and put herself on the cover.
(Well you would, frankly, wouldn’t you? We have to have a very serious meeting with our editor every week about just this very thing. “Come on,” we have to say. We’re all crammed into one tiny meeting room, windows steaming up with the heat of it. “Come on. For the thousandth time: you cannot be on the cover. We’ve been through this. We’re putting Kim Kardashian on the front, again. There’s no space for you, what with all her flauntable curves.” One day it’ll happen, though. One day.)
Anyway, yes, Emma has somehow found time in between her studies (smart brain) and her film career (good acting) to edit this month’s Wonderland, featuring Pharrell Williams, Lena Dunham, Lorde, JK Rowling, Jonah Hill, Chlore Howl, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and basically all that lot.
And she’s on the cover, looking gorgeous. Twice. On one cover she has big Janelle Monae eyes and an embellished neckline, while in the other she looks like something that can only be described as an ‘Elf Alien Queen’, which annoyingly is something Emma herself tweeted when she announced the cover. Do you want to write for heatworld too, Emma? Do you want our job, yeah? WRITING’S FULL, EMMA WATSON. WRITING’S FULL.
“Wonderland,” she said. “Out February 7th. Afro Prada Bruiser or Elf Alien Queen. Your pick. #NOAH @wonderlandmag”