Horrific nightmarish things that will make your whole body convulse in disgust news now, and Vanessa Feltz wants to feed her newborn baby grandson.
Just a quick shout out to Allegra Benitah, who actually did all the hard work of pushing a baby out. Well done, pet.
The new grandmother welcomed the addition to the family in with characteristic enthusiasm, tweeting, "We are a grandparent" to her followers along with a picture of the baby.
She also went outside Broadcasting House today with a load of black and white photos of the newborn to show the banks of photographers out there.
The 51-year-old journalist and presenter recently told OK! magazine that she's got a weird urge to bond with her grandson in a… erm, how do we put this? In a not socially accepted sort of way.
"I'm not mad and I know it's a funny thing to come out with, but I want to breastfeed the baby," she confessed.
Can… um, can that even happen? How would that work?
"Apparently you can! I just think that I'm going to love this child so much that when it cries I'm going to get that sensation in my breasts and they may produce milk."
Happy Monday, everyone.