Khloe Kardashian is totally our favourite Kardashian/Jenner – but that’s not enough for the 29-year-old Reality star, she wants more love from momager Kris Jenner.
In fact, Khloe is so determined to move up the popularity league table that she has now taken her mother to court over the matter.
We should mention that you need to place some inverted commas over the word court.
“Court” is actually a courtroom set on Chelsea Lately, and the presiding judge is host Chelsea Handler.
Even so, Khloe didn’t hold back when it came to arguing her case – she should be at least the second favourite child because Kourtney Kardashian is really boring.
“It says here, Khloe, that you feel that your mother, Kris, spelled with a K, favors the other two sisters more than she favors you,” said Chelsea introducing the case.
“You know, I'm still third place. And I'm not trying to get to No. 1. I get Kim. No one can come between her [Kris’] golden goose. But second? I mean, Kourtney's like watching paint dry,” argued Khloe.
“I don't really get what I have to do to win a little attention here or there. If she was third place, I'd be like, ‘Okay, I get it’ but I'm third place.”
But Khloe wasn’t finished there, “All you do is hate on me. You hate on how tall I am, how pale I am, how blond I am. Then Kim dyes her hair blond and all of a sudden it's like the best thing in the world,” she concluded.
Yeah, come on Kris – wake up and smell the Khloe... She. Is. The. Best. Sister.