Is there no end to the hotness of Mr Clooney? The man is pushing 50 and still gives us a funny feeling in our... let's say "secret place". George-ous is currently at the Venice Film Festival where, as well as promoting his new thriller Michael Clayton, he's been showing off his latest stunning girlfriend, willowy brunette Sarah Larson (we hate her instantly). The shameless bint held hands with him and they were even seen kissing in public and everything. We hate her. But we take comfort that serial ladies' man George always moves on before long. When will the silly man figure out that we’re OVER HERE? *Picks up giant Golf Sale sign with arrow pointing at head* Coooooeeeeee! George! Ummmm, we’re willowy and kinda model-y (in an Airfix sort of way).