Jude Law has spoken out for the first time about his recent arrest for allegedly attacking a photographer. “This chap basically set about provoking me and ended up swinging a camera at me and it all got a little nasty,” he says. “We had a little bit of a set-to and I went home, and next thing I know there's a knock on the door and it's the police and apparently he's asking for my arrest. They're really embarrassed because they know this thing is a set up.” However, the photographer in question tells a very different story. “I was at a bus stop near Jude's house, but I wasn't taking pictures of him,” he claims. “My camera was still in the bag. He was by himself when he recognised me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. He then punched me in the face and started kicking me. I was shocked at his behaviour.” Oh dear, it’s all a bit Vicky Pollard, isn’t it?