Ashley Olsen is normally mixed up in that whole incestuous dating ring of Hollywood starlets and wannabes, along with Lindsay, Mischa, Paris and more shipping heirs than we ever knew existed. But now she’s jumped out of her dating comfort zone in spectacular style – she’s going out with Lance Armstrong – y’know, the bloke with all the bikes and yellow wristbands and stuff! Thirty-six-year-old cycling champ Lance has three kids and normally goes for the rather more, er, “mature” ladies such as Sheryl Crow, so lord only knows how he and Ashley have ended up together. Still, if Ashley gets bored, she can always send Mary-Kate in to canoodle with Lance instead – he’s so old, we doubt he’d notice the difference.
Weird couple alert!