We do apologise if the following quotes bring up your lunch, but we just had to share them with you. Sienna Miller has been gushing at length about her relationship with Rhys Ifans – and it sounds like the couple are even more sickeningly in love than Paris and Benji! “I’m so happy with our relationship, I totally love Rhys. When his name is mentioned, it makes me smile like a fool because I instantly think of him and it makes me happy," she says. "He does just make me happy. He is the best cook ever. His cooking completely reflects his personality; he does these mad, quirky dishes that taste completely wonderful, like carrots poached in mandarin juice.” We’ll pause from the gushfest for a second to remark that: Hmm, that does sound like it might actually be a bit yummy. But then she goes on… “Rhys and I have this thing about 'bunking off' and taking time out," she reveals. "A couple of hours off is called Games. The whole afternoon is Double Games and the full 24 hours is Sports Day.” Oh, how jolly! *spews up all over PE kit*
Sienna makes us vom...