We were hoping this one was just a mean rumour, but now John Mayer has poured poo all over that – he's spoken out about his split from Jennifer Aniston. We were so happy when we first saw the pictures of these two together. That shot of the pair of them staring lovingly into each other's eyes in that bar reminded us of her and Brad in the early days, and we admit, we all went a bit Cilla Black and got very overexcited about the whole fling. But alas, it was not meant to be, and now, thanks to John's rather blunt explanations, we all know why. "People are different, people have different chemistry," the musician told a group of photographers sadly. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right." Er, he ended the relationship?! Last we heard it was Jen that did the dumping... *raises eyebrow* John went on to say, "There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting. But it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl." Stood up for her? Oh dear, someone should have told John to take off his patronizing hat... The 30-year-old then continued, "Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met." There he goes again with the "I ended it" stuff. We smell a smelly rat. And isn't he sweet to refer to her as "smart" and "sophisticated"? Not "sexy and desirable" or something like that, but "smart". We're not sure about you, but if we were Jen we'd much rather he had just kept his trap shut. Now we don't know who to believe about the split – but it is interesting that John is the only one who's felt the need to speak out. We want to know what you think about the whole thing? Is John being sweet and sincere, or is he just BITTER about being dumped?
John has his say on Jen