The height difference between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has never been as glaringly obvious as it is in this photo – but that’s not the only thing we feel the need to talk about… just look at his outfit! It’s like he’s bought an issue of GQ and tried to work every trend, and it just doesn’t look good on a man of his advanced years and reduced coolness. The only thing whiter than Tom’s shiny new trainers is his teeth, and the dad jeans/purple jumper/game show host jacket/unnecessary sunglasses combo does nothing for him. Which is a shame, as Katie looks ace, and Tom don’t half lower the tone.
Tomkat looks SO silly!