We’re truly stunned – Lindsay Lohan’s fine, upstanding citizen of a dad has actually expressed regret over all those nasty comments he’s made about Samantha Ronson. In the past, yucky old Michael’s referred to his daughter’s ladylove as a “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity” – but now he admits he may have been speaking a little out of turn. “I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha,” he claims. “I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone." He also added that he won’t be using the media as a mouthpiece for his vitriol ever again. "In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly," he added, while speaking out publicly. “And it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I’ve learned that now.” Hmm… do you buy Michael’s remorse or will he be ranting on about Samantha’s dark disgustingness all over again within a matter of days?
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