We find Jennifer Aniston’s on/off/but currently very much on relationship with John Mayer most amusing – because while she does all she can to not talk about it, he’s got one hell of a gob on him and just can’t seem to shut up about it. Which is ever so juicy for us, but perhaps a little annoying for her. John has revealed that he’ll be escorting Jen to the Oscars this Sunday – and he’s very excited about it. “It's my first Oscars,” he says. “And it's my first being an Oscar boyfriend.” However, John says that after the big night, he’ll be knuckling down and doing his best not to create gossip. “After that night, I have a deal almost signed in blood that says I must go into the studio and finish this record," he says. “So after Oscar Sunday, Monday morning, I'm invisible. It’s my goal to not be on blogs for at least three months. That would mean I'm working.” Hmm, we reckon John will last about, ooh, three hours without saying or doing something that will get him talked about – the man just can’t help himself.
John gobs off again