Ever since he bewitched us with those eyes and that sexy and slightly wicked little smile as Edward Cullen in Twilight, we've been secretly plotting how we can get our lustful mitts into hot actor Robert Patinson - and now we know how! Yep, we're here to tell you ladies that all you have to do to be in with a chance of pulling the Pattinson is head over to New York, because he apparently is having trouble getting any, ahem, action in the Big Apple. Rob was overheard complaining to a friend in a New York bar that he was having difficulties, saying, "I can’t get laid in NYC!" His, no doubt very charming *coughnotcough*, pal then replied with, "A blind person with a British accent could get tail here." Charming. But we can sort of see his point. Since landing the starring role in Twilight, Robert has become one of the men of the moment, so we find it very hard (stop doing jokes in your head, you filthy bunch) to believe he can't find a very eager and willing woman. Well, if you're reading this, Rob, our address is...
Rob can't get laid. Eh?