John Mayer is a twit
When the first holiday snaps of a loved-up Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer initially surfaced, we admit we thought she'd done quite well. Brad Pitt's a near-impossible act to follow, but John seemed sweet, devoted and far hotter than Vince Vaughn. Since then, of course, the couple have been like the strobe light of celebrity couples (on-off, on-off, on-off, on-off, on-off, on-off, on-off etc), but now we can finally see what the problem might be. In this video, a ever-so-slightly drunk (at least we hope he is) John Mayer stumbles out of a club and performs a little rendition of Michael Jackson's Man In The Mirror – complete with cheesy dance moves – for the waiting paps. He's also got lipstick kisses all over his T-shirt. While we find it all very amusing, we definitely would NOT want this man to be our boyfriend. Jen, love – you can do better.