What film are you most looking forward to? The Fame remake, perhaps? Or Sex And The City 2? Or maybe this one: Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. Check out the trailer to what must surely by the cheesiest movie of 2009: “Ten million years ago, they were frozen in combat… Now they’re loose.” Our favourite bit is when Movie Trailer Guy announces “Lorenzo Lomas! Deborah Gibson!” They can’t fool us with the “Deborah” thing; we know they mean Debbie Gibson, singer of '80s pop hits Shake Your Love and Only In My Dreams. The movie opens in cinemas on 7 August. We predict a rapid transfer to the DVD shelves.