We don't know about you, but we wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of Lindsay Lohan. We know she's a teeny weeny bean, but she's also pretty darn feisty, and we just know she'd be a hair-puller in a fight. Hats off, then, to a certain brave reality TV star called Aubrey O'Day. The pretty blonde has made no secret of the fact she has a huge crush on Lindsay's strobelight girlshape Samantha Ronson, and that she could make her happier than Lindsay EVER could. Talking to Curve magazine, Audrey says she thinks her and Sam would be "perfect together", explaining, "Every time I see her [Sam Ronson] I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise, get to know me. We'd be perfect together." Not stopping there, Aubrey then rants, "Lindsay [Lohan] in that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her [Sam's] job for the past year." Miaow. That's some serious girl-slating. We wonder if Lindsay will respond?
Lindsay's got a love rival