Least shocking thing of the day number 56479 – Keanu is not the dad of four random kids he knew nothing about. You may remember how we brought you the story of how a woman by the name of Karen Sala was claiming that Keanu had fathered her four grown up children. The bonkers lady was trying to claim $150,000 in child support, and as well as $3million in backdated spousal support. But surprise, surprise, Keanu has been cleared of any responsibility following a DNA test. Maybe he’d like to have a baby with us instead?