Yesterday Diana Vickers was pictured leaving a party with a banana, and now Megan Fox has been talking about them, too. What IS going on? Is there some sort of fruit club we're not a part of? However, we are wearing a yellow top today. Maybe that counts? Anyway, Megan Fox, as it turns out, wasn't always the glamorous fox she is these days. Oh no, she used to be a banana! Talking to Nylon magazine, Megan says, "I only had one job growing up. I worked at a smoothie café. I used to have to dress up as a banana." And why did she want to be a banana? You'll love this: "I had the option of apple or banana," she explains. "I always went with banana because it was thinner." Dear GOD. She was also quick to deny all those "crazy" rumours, too, saying, "People think I'm, like, a wild child. I have a really, normal subdued life. I never leave my house." Hmmm. She never leaves the house except to walk the red carpet and visit the local tattoo shop, anyway. Have you ever had to dress up as something embarrassing for work?
Megan Fox was a banana