The whole world seems to be obsessed by vampires. From Twilight to Vampire Diaries to True Blood.
We’ve noticed an alarming vampire trend; where there’s a blood sucker (or two) there always seems to be a love triangle. Buffy started it all back in the early days with her romance with true love Angel and then Spike. In The Vampire Diaries vamp brothers Stefan and Damon both have eyes for Elena, and we can't forget the relentless tug of war between Edward and Jacob for Bella’s affections in the Twilight saga, where Bella ultimately has to decide between two boys who could eat her alive! So why do Vampires always have such complicated love lives?
The hilarious new spoof movie Vampires Suck (in cinemas now) asks just that and takes a good bite out of the genre at the same time. Here our leading lady's indecision for the man of her choice is amusingly met with repeated wallops and blows to the head (just make your mind up girl). At the same time lots of fun is poked at the fangy fools with bouffant barnets.
To celebrate the fact that Vampires Suck, just for a laugh, tell us which vampire threesome you think sucks the most.....?
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