The thank you page on a CD inlay is often a gushing tirade of nonsense, but unsurprisingly Fraggle Rock, sorry we mean Joss Stone, really takes the biscuit – she wittered on so much in hers (which was over 7,000 words!) that the only place you can read the full, unedited version is on her website www.jossstone.com/thankyou.
If, on the other hand, you don’t have the required nine weeks to spare, we’ve extracted a few choice highlights…
“It’s rare to find someone so willing to give, oh and honey, you gave.”
“Keep your faith and know that if you’re a good person, you’re gonna be fine. It always come back, trust.”
“When people die, the people left behind cry, but the person who has died i believe that that person goes to have a chat with the man/woman upstairs and it’s a release.”
“Thank you for your bow tie. It really helped actually.”
“u know who u are. big love. humungous love with kisses and hugs and rollys and pints and spliffs and movies and chats and advice.”
“all my love to the music, god, my family, my friends, my dogs dusty springfield and missy elliot, I love you two so much. you’re my company and always up for cuddles, just two bundles of love. god, I love them soooooooo much.”