According to the current Breakfast Show jingle on Radio One (which makes us want to poke our eyes out at the best of times), Chris Moyles is currently enjoying his 'olidays in Majorca. But much as Moylesy might like us to think he's mingling with the masses, we know otherwise – our spies have spotted him at the considerably more swanky One & Only Royal Mirage Hotel in Dubai. Ha! Gotcha etc...!