OK, Courtney Love may not be famed for her literary talents, but even Jesiker Simpsern could write a more accurately spelt response than this. The saggy-stomached rocker offered up these choice phrasings on her website over the weekend in response to rumours that her recent weight loss was due to a gastric band:
"I got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast, Thats how i did it, i dont “vomit inot a towel” it sjust cynical crazy bullshit,"
"Banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems,"
"Ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense."
But it's kinda why we love her so. To see this piece of "art" in all its full, rambling, glory click here