If you haven’t heard of Chris Crocker by now, then hello?! Where the heck have you been? He’s the bonkers Britney Spears fan who’s behind one of the most viewed videos on YouTube, like, ever, or something, and he’s now taking the US media by storm. There are plans for his own reality show and now the deranged teen has appeared on American talk show Maury. And let’s simply say he’s just as strange in real life as he seems in his Britney rant video. Here’s a sample quote from his interview: “Before I’m an American, I’m a Britney fan.” Ummm, riiiiiight.