The custody battle between Britney and Kev is stepping up a gear today, as they both fight to get the kids for Christmas. This afternoon (which is this morning in LA. They’re so behind), the County Department of Family Services will open investigations into both Brit and K-Fed and attempt to find some truth in all that dirty laundry. The lawyers are also set to discuss holiday schedules, including who gets Sean and Jayden for Christmas. If they can’t come to an agreement, we’ll happily babysit for the boys – and give their teeth a damned good brush.