Just imagine, you're the head of a top chocolate company (bear with us on this one). 'We need someone new to be the face of our chocolate bar,' you think to yourself. 'We can have anyone in the world. Posh, J-Lo, Britney (OK,maybe not) Paris... nope, let's go for Joss Stone." Yes, that's right – Joss. Stone.The most nauseating woman on the planet. Who wears no shoes because she's just so goddamn crayzeee. And who has purple "wacky" hair. And who speaks like she's lived in America forever despite the fact she's from Devon. In what world would she make ANYONE want to eat a Flake?
