When you're a celebrity, life's really not that difficult. You have someone to drive you around, someone to dress you, someone to organise your life generally. So, c'mon, Kelly Rowland: how difficult would it have been to get a pair of shoes that actually fit, rather than a pair that look like you've nicked them off a size 12 drag queen? Not. That. Hard. Especially when you were attending last night's swanky Dolce and Gabbana party in London, surrounded by lots of people who would have noticed your silly stillies. Still, your hair looks quite nice...
(Yeah, yeah, we know our headline makes no sense. We're still hungover from our Christmas party – two days ago. Can any of you come up with a better one? You've got half an hour!)
Congratulations, imperfectgirl, your headline suggestion made us laugh the most. You are now officially published on heatworld. Go and celebrate with a mince pie and a glass of Bucks Fizz you clever minx!
When the shoe (doesn't) fit