Wearing black nail varnish is a classic "look" for many an emo boy, but crapply-put-on pink varnish (we're guessing "rose blush" might be this bloke's shade of choice) isn't really something many men can pull off – and certainly not Chris Cross Martin. The miserable Coldplay singer went for a ride on his bike earlier this week (with his hood pulled over his head in the manner of a 14-year-old), sporting the kind of bad varnish job we usually end up with when we try to paint our nails after a few glasses of Pinot Grigio. Maybe daughter Apple had a go at them?
Who's nails are these?
