There are a couple of smug desks at heat Towers today that are overflowing with flowers, cards and cuddly toys – and 30-odd others that are loveless wastelands without even a heart-shaped post-it note to show off. But we’re all feeling a little bit better now that we’ve read these quotes from Kylie about the hell that is 14 February. “I'm boycotting it all,” she says. “What's the point because I've nobody special in my life at the moment? I will be celebrating with my girlfriend instead because it's her birthday... so not your traditional Valentine's Day.” Hear hear! Although we have a sneaking suspicion that Kylie may have received one or two cards from mystery admirers...