Breaking news – despite rumours that Paul McCartney and Heather Mills had reached a £55million out-of-court settlement at the weekend, it's just been announced that's NOT true – and that now both parties have given their side of the story, a high court judge is about to decide how much of Paul's £835 million *squeaks loudly* fortune Heather will actually get. We're imagining it WILL be more than a tenner.