Not only does Adnan Ghalib dress like Peter Andre circa 1996 and have the worst facial hair in history (yes, even worse than Craig David's) – he's also the biggest tosser EVER. Britney's "boyfriend" Adnan was involved in an incident yesterday with a fellow photographer in a car park, and when the two came to blows, Adnan said: "Do you know who I am? You are nobody! Don't make me angry!" Now, let's just take a moment to reflect on this. Adnan – you're a photographer who sometimes does the sex thing with Britney Spears. That's it. Not a celebrity. In fact, you define the word "nobody". Get it? *Bangs head on desk. Drowns self in dregs at bottom of tea cup*