Here at heatworld we're glad we're not famous. Mainly because if a reporter ever stuck a microphone under our grandad's nose, we dread to think what he'd say. Which must be how the Spears clan are feeling, as their grandad June Spears (yes, JUNE – as in Sarpong/Brown/Whitfield) has decided to have a bit of a chat about his family’s various problems from his home in Louisiana in the deep south. "Lynne keeps Jamie Lynn hidden," says June, possibly while chewing on a piece of grass and leaning on a picket fence. "She's in denial about the pregnancy. She's thinks it's just going to go away, but it's not. It's going to get bigger and bigger." You don't say, pops. He's then asked if he's ever shot at reporters with a gun, and says: "Maybe I have, maybe I haven't." Is it too late for Grandpa June to enter the race to become a presidential candidate?
Now Brit's grandad has his say