Lousy love rat Ashley Cole has been allowed out with the lads for the first time since Cheryl found out about her love-rattery. The disgraced star headed out with his footie mates to a fundraising event in central London, and doesn’t he look, ahem, happy...? After being exposed as a cheat in January, distraught wife Cheryl only agreed to take him back if he agreed to her new rules – one of which was a limit on his nights out with the boys. Maybe she’s put up a good behaviour chart at home and this night out was his reward for winning five gold stars? Whatever the reasons, he doesn’t look very pleased to be there, does he? Maybe the fact that the jumper/scarf he’s wearing looks like some sort of straitjacket is upsetting him, or maybe he’s just trying to play the “poor me” card. We sincerely hope it’s not the latter, because, Ashley mate, you made your bed...