Sir Paul’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton represented Prince Charles during his divorce from Diana, so we’re guessing she must be fairly damn good at her job. Speaking outside court earlier today, Heather claimed Fiona had called her “many, many names” and accused her of handling the case in “the worst way possible”. The former model has always maintained that her main concern is for the well-being of the couple’s daughter, Beatrice, and indeed expressed her concern today that by making his judgement public, Justice Bennett would be disclosing “private, secure matters” about the child. But, Heather is also clearly her worst enemy, referring to herself as “a campaigner” and taking blatant swipes at the justice system in general by saying, “Obviously the court do not want a litigant in person to do well, it's against everything that they ever wish.” This, at best, sounds bitter and paranoid, so is Heather really the victim in all this; the one we should all be applauding for representing herself against the formidable fortress of Sir Paul and his legal team? On the other hand, Heather seems unable to keep from speaking out about all the injustice in her life, and some of her rants appear to reek of attention-seeking. We’re leaving it up to you heatworlders – whose side are you on: Heather’s or Paul’s?