Oh. Dear. Lord. We’re almost lost for words, well, except the word, “Whaaaaaaaaat”. From the NHS-style grandad glasses, to the ratty, unkempt beard and blind fisherman’s jumper – it’s quite possibly the least-flattering ensemble we’ve EVER seen on a man (well, since we were last unfortunate enough to see Pete Burns, that is). Did Preston’s mummy take him to Clarks to buy those “first day at secondary school” shoes? And Preston, mate, if you must wear “shrink-wrap at the ankle” jeans, at least be sure to put on black socks. Sigh. And as for that leather-look tramp’s parka – take it BACK to the charity-shop bargain bin that you got it from, pronto! Oh well, it’ll least it’ll put a smile on Chantelle’s face!
What IS Preston wearing?!