It’s been a good five minutes since we last heard talk of Mariah Carey’s ridiculously brilliant diva demands – and now she’s really excelled herself on her promotional trip to, as the Americans call it, London England. Mariah brought traffic on Oxford Street to a halt (as opposed to the usual 2mph) when she rocked up at Selfridges to sign copies of her album yesterday – and she even demanded to have a £5000 table shipped over from New York for her to sit at, along with a £1000 throne, and shedloads of Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Fiji water and Trident chewing gum (now that’s what we call a balanced diet). As much as we love to take the piss out of Mariah, the world would be a much duller place without her ludicrous habits. Don’t ever change, Mazza.