OK, so she might be the First Lady of pop and the queen of controversy, but that's still really no excuse for wearing this revolting shorts and heels combo. Madonna was snapped out in New York, wearing these weird, lace-bottomed satin shorts accessorised with mega-high heels and a trucker cap, naturally. OK, so it's not the first time Madge has been brave with fashion (who could ever forget those cone-shaped bras?), but wearing the underwear of a rather racy granny is just plain silly. Honestly, the only place those shorts should be is on a cross-dressing boxer. We're only being harsh because we know you can do so much better, Mads. Meanwhile, in other Madge-related news, Guy Ritchie's mum has come forward to rubbish claims that her son and Madonna are getting a divorce. "It is absolute rubbish," she said, "These reports are hurtful intrusions into their private lives. They are not getting divorced; the speculation is total tosh." Well, that told us.
Who's wearing hideous shorts?Who's wearing these?