Exposed midriffs haven’t been fashionable since the most popular girl in school’s pierced navel went septic, but that hasn’t stopped Mariah Carey showing off her torso in a cheap-looking tied-up shirt and an even more hideous pastel mini-skirt. In fact, the offending skirt actually looks like one of those Global Hypercolor T-shirts that our very same school frenemy used to cover up her pus-oozing bellybutton. Mariah’s basically a walking tribute to teenaged fashion nightmares. Admittedly, Mariah has cultivated an enviable body over the past few months, but we think she could show it off much more effectively in something a little more tasteful and age-appropriate. Still, we doubt she gives a damn what anyone thinks of her pastel monstrosity – there are no fashion no-nos in the world of Mazza Cazza.
Mariah's done it again...