First of all we have to say – just LOOK at Blakeincarcerated in this mugshot! The man has hair. Not very nice hair, granted, but we think this is the first time ever that we've seen him without one of those hats perched on his head. Anyway, back to the point of the story, Blakeincarcerated revealed yesterday that he knew all along what his sentence would be – and even dared to insult the judge who passed it. In another of his "love" letters to "pen pal" Melissa, Blakeincarcerated wrote, "I was obviously guilty anyway and thought three or four years would be a result! So anyway my Little Lissy *chunders*, guess what the old b*****d said my maximum was? 27 months!" The letter was written about a month ago, and clearly shows that Blakeincarcerated knew he'd be out by Christmas. Outside the court yesterday, Blake's mum sobbed over the verdict, saying, "The sentence was harsh. We're shocked. We thought he was coming out." Blake's wife Amy failed to show up to hear the sentencing, but one girl who was there was a random German model called Sophie, who claims to be Blake's girlfriend. We're not sure we'd be boasting about that fact, but anyway. The blonde model sobbed outside the court yesterday, and was overheard telling a friend, "Blake's mum says I'm the only person he wants to see." Right, so let's get this straight: Blake's married to Amy, writes love letters to this Melissa chick, but is going out with a German model? We're confused. Not least by all the women, but more by the fact that he even has one interested in him. It also emerged today that Blake's lawyer asked the judge to allow his client to serve the rest of his sentence in rehab rather than jail, arguing that, "It's evident from the reports that Mr Fielder-Civil wishes to extricate himself from drugs, not least to become a role model for Miss Winehouse." Role model? Hmmm, excuse us if we find that one a little hard to swallow. Do you lot think Blake's been given the right sentence, and do you believe he's truly kicked his habit?
Blake guessed his sentence