P Diddy enjoys showing the world that he’s stinking rich – but we love how appalled he is that he’s had to fly in, get this, a normal aeroplane, because the rising price of oil means he can’t afford to live it up in his private jet. In fact, the Didmeister is so angry about this state of affairs that he’s made this video at an airport, in which he begs “all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters” to “please send me some oil for my jet”. We love how shameless he is – we might try the same thing down our local Esso garage. It’s worrying, though, that even the king of bling is having to penny-pinch – it doesn’t say too much about the state of the world at the moment, does it? Blimey, did we nearly get a bit political there? *stares at pictures of Luke and Bex to banish all serious thoughts from brain*
Poor old P Diddy...