Anyone need a job..?
heatworld's had some terrible jobs in our time. We once worked for a Greek man who used to hit us with a wooden stick (seriously) and we won't even go into the tedium and boredom of our job in a customer complaints centre. Still, now we have the best job in the world (obviously), so we're very relieved that we won't be tempted to apply for this position. Courtney Love is looking for a housekeeper. The former Mrs Kurt Cobain has posted a blog on her MySpace page asking for a new employee – as you do – and she really doesn't mince her words... "Is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near Malibu?" she begins, before writing, "I need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper." Non-thieving and non-freaky? Just the sort of things you see on everyday job descriptions, then. She goes on to rant, as only she can, "I know this is weird – the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that, so fuck it why not try my space, beats monster. no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours." Needless to say, those spelling and grammatical errors are Courtney's, NOT ours. She then goes on to sign off as "wierdo mcgee", which is fairly, erm, weird. So, are any of you up to the challenge? Maybe instead of doing this through MySpace she should try and get a reality TV deal set up. Something like Housekeeping With Courtney or similar? It would be very interesting to see what Courtney's really like behind closed doors. Do you have a worse job than this? Tell us your woes, we promise we won't tell your boss!