Christina Aguilera always wears a lot of slap, but she’s now gone to new lengths to get the perfect face – extreme airbrushing. The picture that the powers that be have chosen for the cover of her new greatest hits album Keeps Gettin’ Better is how we imagine blow-up dolls from different planets look. Not that that’s something we imagine very often. Her nose is thinner, her lips are poutier, and just look at that skin – it’s so not real! On the plus side, a Christina best-of CD is just what we need, as her singles are way better than the filler tracks that seem to pop up on all of her albums. But we want to see her real face – it’s quite pretty!
Christina gets attacked!Christina, is that you?
