Blimey, that was quick – according to the High Court list, Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be divorced tomorrow after eight and a half years of marriage. Their decree nisi will be announced at 10am, and it’s not thought that either of them will attend the proceedings in central London. After six weeks and a day, they will then be granted a decree absolute, meaning that the divorce will be final. It’s also thought that Guy is more concerned about getting joint custody of the couple’s children than he is about any financial settlement. Wowzers, are famous people actually going to be grown-up about all this? We’re impressed!