Let’s think of some positive things to say about Joss Stone. Erm… she has a nice figure and, erm, she, um, well, er… no, sorry, that’s it. But we would if we could, honest! Last night, Joss went to a charity event in New York (charity! That’s a nice thing too! Phew…) wearing two different coloured shoes and a questionable tie-dyed outfit. We know it’s sometimes hard to choose what shoes to wear, but if we had that dilemma, we’d ask for a second opinion rather than stepping out wearing one of each. But hey, Joss is, like, such a, like, free spirit, man, so conventional fashion rules do not bother her. Can we admire her for that? Not even a little bit? Oh well, we tried…
Oh dear, Joss...